30 of the Cheesiest SEO Content Marketing Jokes You Can Find

by Christina Hooper.
Last Updated on May 8, 2022

Life as a marketer is filled with a lot of serious moments. You have deadlines to meet, clients to keep happy, bosses to answer to, and information that you are constantly trying to track down or extract from other people’s brains.

In this article, we’re going to take a moment and enjoy the lighter side of marketing. I’ve curated this list of 30 of the cheesiest SEO content marketing jokes that you can find anywhere on the Internet.

Kick back, grab your favorite themed coffee mug of coffee, and enjoy as I count down these cheesy jokes.


How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None! They automated it.


Why did the marketer get off of the trampoline?

She was worried about her bounce rate.


​​Why did the marketer burn his initials into his leather notebook?

He was working on his personal brand.


A stock photo walks into a bar. All of the patrons are pointing and giggling. She looks at the bartender and says, “Why’s everyone staring?” The bartender says…

“Because your ALT tag is showing.”


What movie features a marketer stuck on a deserted island?

Web-Cast Away.


What is a telemarketer’s favorite song?

Answer my call, maybe?


​​Why did the naughty lead’s phone ring at 1 am?

For a booty call-to-action.


Why couldn’t the marketer sell his baking equipment?

He had a leaky funnel.


​Why can’t a marketer go see a live musical?

He keeps trying to capture the leads.


Why did the tap-dancing marketer get fired?

She wanted to get paid per click.


​What kind of marketing does Dracula do?

ac-COUNT based marketing!


Why did the woman leave her marketer boyfriend?

Lack of engagement


​Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?


Remarking who?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?




Did you hear about the email marketer that started an ape-breeding business?

He failed because all he had were MailChimps.


​Why did the social media marketer get kicked out of the bowling alley?

​She kept trying to sponsor the pins.


How did Yoda get his first lead?

He used the Sales Force


How to SEO experts celebrate improved search rankings?

SERP-rise parties.


Why do digital marketers love to shop at Whole Foods?

They have a lot of organic content.


Why do cab drivers make good content marketers?

They can really drive in traffic.


​Where is the safest place to hide a body?

​The second page of Google.


Did you hear about the new strategy where companies collaborate with sick celebrities?

It’s called influenza marketing. It’s really going viral.


Why did Cookie Monster apply for a marketing job?

​He heard they were tracking cookies.


An SEO marketer walks into a…

Bar, bars, tavern, pub, public house, Irish pub, drink, drinks, liquor, beer, alcohol……


What do black-hat SEOs serve for Thanksgiving dinner?

Keyword stuffing.


​Why didn’t the skeletons like their new CRM?

It was too bare-bones.


Why did the marketer put a fence around her jewelry box?

She insists on gating all her assets.


How do you know when you’re doing too much email marketing?

You look for the “unsubscribe” link on a postcard.


What’s an SEO’s favorite animal at the zoo?

The inbound lynx.


Why did the front end developer buy the apartment under his?

He always wanted a sub-domain.


​What is a pirate's favorite piece of marketing content?

A webinAAAAR!

More Jokes?

What are some of the best, and cheesiest, marketing jokes that you’ve heard? Leave a comment with your favorites below, and I’ll add them to this list!

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